Five (5) cats.
1) Cat A uses the litterbox religiously.
2) Cat B and C go out side, even in the rain.
3) Cat D and E just go.
Normally, this would be enough entertainment for any couple.? But no, wait! How about…hmmm. a dog!
Fish? No.?Lizard? Nope. Birds? Not for long. A dog. A Black Lab, dream dog of the middle class.
This may even warrant video. Send your leftover anti-depressants in care of “Mr. Consumed by insanity”.