Five (5) cats.

1) Cat A uses the litterbox religiously.

2) Cat B and C go out side, even in the rain.

3) Cat D and E just go.

Normally, this would be enough entertainment for any couple.? But no, wait! How about…hmmm. a dog!

Fish? No.?Lizard? Nope. Birds? Not for long. A dog. A Black Lab, dream dog of the middle class.

This may even warrant video. Send your leftover anti-depressants in care of “Mr. Consumed by insanity”.